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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Brock Lesnar Retires

Is Brock Lesnar retired, for real?

“This is the last time you’ll see me in the octagon,” said Lesnar after his bout with Alistair Overeem, which ended with a vicious kick to the liver in the first round in Las Vegas.

So it sounds like he is.

As a fighter, Brock has displayed moments of classlessness and childish behavior. He has disrespected opponents, laughed in their faces and flipped off UFC crowds. He is brash, cocky and appears confident. He has described himself as a tough son of a bitch. But on Friday night, for the second consecutive fight, he found himself being brutalized by an opponent he declared to the world he would beat. When asked about fear before his fight against Alistair, Brock said, “I don’t think I know what that is. I’ve been pretty fearless. I look at my son now who is two years old, and he has the same traits as I have, fearlessness. I have never feared a man.”

Nothing breeds fearlessness, like a man coining himself, as fearless.

Brock Lesnar is a bully. He is a man who claims Minnesota – although he was actually born and raised in South Dakota. He self admittedly graduated last in his class of 54 students in his hometown of Webster. Who knows how he made it through college at the University of Minnesota. Maybe he had a passion for the classroom we have yet to recognize. Right. He has wrestled professionally worldwide and has even tried out to be a Minnesota Viking (a venture that led to him being pushed around by NFL lineman and eventually, cut by the team).  

Brock has no problem standing over someone he is physically superior to. On SportsNation, he bullied Colin Cowherd into a corner and wouldn’t stop chirping in Colin’s ear (albeit, later is was revealed as a joke on Colin). Brock rubbed his victory in the face of his opponents Shane Carwin and most notably Frank Mir, when he got into a post fight skirmish. Now, after only 8 fights, and calling himself the best heavyweight in the world, he quits. He calls it. He says his days are over. He’s the bully on the playground who got put in his place, and never messed with anyone again.

Brock Lesnar is a self glamorized star. He is a great fighter, because he said he is a great fighter. When he smells blood, he fires through opponents in a way we have never seen a man fire through another man. But when that blood is his own, kiss adversity goodbye. Great fighters, legends of the sport like Royce Gracie, Don Frye and Ken Shamrock have found themselves bullied and beaten, only to come out the other end victorious champions of their sport. They have endured countless battles, and persevered through it all. Brock never did that.  

I have some sympathy for Brock. I wonder if he is a man, trapped in a body that he never wanted – that he is burdened with pressures of athletics as his only way to success. He displays nanoseconds of humbleness, humility and respect. He has an unbelievable work ethic and sculpts his body into a true fortress. He understands entertainment. He almost looks like a prisoner to the entertainment world. He doesn’t believe everything he says, but he knows he has to say it. As a fighter, and as an entertainer, he has to say it. The stronger the words and the cockier the personality, the larger the fighting purses grow. He doesn’t seem like a guy who ever wanted to enter the octagon. He is perfectly comfortable being the king of the hill, but who isn’t? Once he got knocked off, he didn’t have the resolve to climb back up. He also battled more than just world class fighters. He battled a disease that almost stole his life. He had sections of his colon removed and was rendered powerless against something less than a man – a disease.

If he has indeed, fought in the UFC for the final time, Brock’s career will be a more of a short story picture book than it will be a novel. That is, if we are willing to even call it a “career” at all. Brock fought 8 times in the UFC, registering a career record just over .500 at 5-3. Brock has stated in the past, “I’ve never had the chance to fight Joe Schmo and Tommy Tuna Can,” and he had fought the UFC’s top competition. He hasn’t had the chance to pad his record. Although this is fair, I guess, Brock had faced an old Randy Couture, a Heath Herring who hasn’t fought since Brock, and a Shane Carwin who arguably had already won their fight, if not without the assistance of a referee.

After losing to Alistair, he found another way to make it his platform as he stole the thunder, announcing his retirement. Maybe Brock Lesnar is a hero. Maybe not. Maybe he is a folklore character, similar to the likes of Paul Bunyan, who is more story than truth. Probably more true. He placed an imprint on the MMA world, probably more of an impact than he truly deserved. This is the way I feel he will be remembered:

He will be remembered for controversy he sparked and a mouth he ran. 



TROY KLONGERBO

Friday, December 16, 2011

Top Cheese (Friday, Unassisted)

Welcome to the second installment of Top Cheese or Friday, Unassisted. In my first post, I asked for our readers to vote for one of my two titles. While some of you had very nice things to say, no one mentioned the title. God knows I can't make a decent decision by myself, so please help me pick a title.
Onto the NHL where there are no shortage of talking points. Sadly, the more dominant ones seem to revolve around the continuing concussion problem. I'll get to that later, but why not start with the positives.

Minnesota Defensemen- Even after back to back losses to their future conference rivals in the Jets and the Blackhawks (shootout loss), the Wild still sit in first place in the West. Undoubtedly, their d-men have had a lot to do with the team's surprising success this season. The twenty-two year old Jared Spurgeon has been particularly impressive, logging well over twenty minutes of ice time while standing a mere 5' 9". As good as the Wild have been, Minnesota born defensemen have been just as impressive. Jake Gardiner, Justin Faulk, Ryan McDonagh, and Nick Leddy have all played significant minutes for the Leafs, Canes, Rangers, and Hawks respectfully. More impressive: McDonagh is the oldest of the group at 22, and three of their four teams are in playoff position. McDonagh is fourteenth in the league in time on ice per game, and the nineteen year old former UMD Bulldog Faulk is second on the Hurricanes. The twenty year old Leddy is sixth in scoring on the Blackhawks behind the likes of Toews, Kane, Hossa, Keith, and Sharp. Keep an eye out on these guys (ahem, kids) because the future is very bright. I wouldn't mind seceding from the United States so Minnesota could send a team to the Olympics. I'll take that back line (throw in Paul Martin, Matt Niskanen, Dustin Byfuglien, or Tom Gilbert to provide a veteran presence) in 2014.

Jason Garrison- Speaking of d-men with ties to Minnesota, how about former UMD Bulldog Jason Garrison? He's +11 for the first place Panthers, and leads all NHL defensemen with 9 goals including 5 on the powerplay.

24/7- Glad to see the return of the best show on television on Wednesday night. I was particularly excited, given that my beloved Philadelphia Flyers are one of the two teams on the show. Two things I took from episode:
1. Ilya Bryzgalov is one strange cat. His soliloquy on the Universe had me near tears laughing. Quote: "It's so humongous beeg." Also liked his take on tigers: "There are less than 500 species left. If you kill one in China, you get death penalty." Ah, goalies, the best ones are crazy. That bodes well for my Flyguys, I guess.
2. While Mac Miller's "Knock, knock" is certainly catchy (rookie d-man Kevin Marshall apparently enjoys it Knock, knock Flyers), I think it's quite blasphemous to have a Pittsburgh native sing the Flyers' victory song.

Concussions- Since I wrote last, the NHL has lost its best player (Sidney Crosby again), its leading goal scorer (Ottawa's Milan Michalek), and its leading point getter (Claude Giroux :( ) to concussions or concussion like systems. Just last night it was announced that the menacing Chris Pronger will miss the rest of the season due to post concussion syndrome. At 36, his injury could be career ending. Jeff Skinner, Joni Pitkanen, are others among the growing list of concussion victims. All of this reminds me of the time I had to get stitches in eighth grade. I cut myself above the eye (I won't tell you how), and was rushed to urgent care. The room was a cacophony of coughs, sneezes, sniffling, and crying; victims of the perennial flu epidemic. When a nurse finally came to treat me, she broke down crying. Apparently my stitches were a welcome distraction from treating the flu. That's how I feel about concussions right now. When Mikko Koivu went down with a mere "lower-body" injury this week I celebrated a bit inside, as cruel as that sounds.
The difficulty with concussions is that the NHL has done nearly all it can to curtail hits to the head. Yet concussions still happen. Ironically, Giroux, Crosby, and Michalek all went down from hits from their own teammates. According to Barry Melrose (some source, I know), the NHL has started implementing new helmets that are supposed to be more concussion proof. They also have researchers working on safer shoulder pads as well. All of this is good and all, but as long as hockey is played on ice surrounded by hard boards by 200 pound athletic men moving at twenty to thirty mph concussions will happen. Let's wish that these guys have speedy recoveries, and that they can continue to play at their highest level.

Goal of the Week
If I could rink with one player in the NHL, that player would be Claude Giroux. If Giroux didn't answer his phone, I would call Pavel Datsyuk. As he enters the zone he mesmerizes the entire defense while using his peripheral vision to watch the bench. He knows a forward is coming on, so he delays, delays, and then throws a no-look back hand pass across through the slot. Unreal.

That's all for this week. Get back to me on the name, and absolutely watch 24/7.
Friday, Unassisted

Friday, December 9, 2011

Top Cheese (Friday, Unassisted)

After a five month absence I've made my triumphant return to the Vagabonds and with a new weekly (hopefully) installment that still remains untitled. In reality, I can't decide between the two titles I've listed above, maybe some reader feedback would sway me in one direction or the other. That's assuming we have readers. Maybe Chuck and Troy can just influence me. Anyways the point of "Top Cheese"or "Friday, Unassisted" is to cover topics revolving around the NHL. As we've just passed the quarter pole of the season, there's no better time than now to get going.

The NBA Lockout and the NHL
After hearing the news last week that the NBA players and owners have finally come to an agreement and in turn ended the lockout, I couldn't help but feel a disappointed. A. This leaves the NHL as the only league that has cancelled an entire season (Note that MLB in 1994 played into the summer before cancelling the rest of the season). And B. I was hoping to see if the NHL would grow during an NBA-less Winter. O well.
    The resumption of the NBA, however, will have no effect on the NHL positive or negative. NHL fans and hockey fans in general are amongst the most loyal in the world. A short, intense NBA season won't draw any fans away from the action on the ice. And why should it? The NHL generates more parity than the NBA and as a result produces a more exciting regular season. All thirty clubs, well maybe 29 with the Islanders, enter the year with playoff aspirations (See Wild, Minnesota in first place). With the shootout and overtime losses inflating teams' records, three-quarters of the league will be playing meaningful hockey into the early Spring. Ask a Kings fan, Sacramento not LA, what he thinks about his team's chances this season.
 I think looking back, we can now be thankful that the NHL swallowed its pride almost seven years ago and cancelled its season. The league was in dire need of change with swollen salaries, swollen goalie pads, and marred by clutching, grabbing, cynical hockey that significantly slowed down the fastest game on earth. Great change often follows catastrophic events, and the NHL lockout was no different. The league essentially reinvented itself, giving fans the shootout and cracking down on the aforementioned hooking, clutching, and grabbing that so plagued the pre-lockout league. As I mentioned above, the shootout certainly helped in creating more parity but so too did the new salary cap especially with the Canadian teams. Forced to work with the weaker Canadian dollar in an increasingly money driven league, Canadian teams made only one Stanley Cup appearance in the ten seasons before the lockout. Ironically enough it was the Flames in the last season before the work stoppage. In the six seasons since the lockout however, three Canadian teams have made appearances in the finals culminating in Vancouver's seven game series loss last season to the Bruins. While all three teams have avoided lifting the silver chalice, their deep playoff runs were marked by raucous crowds and arena bedlam creating compelling television for the playoff viewer. One cannot ignore the impact the stronger Canadian dollar has had on these teams, but the salary cap has no doubt significantly improved the plight of Canadian teams.  If the lockout didn't "save" the NHL it at least resuscitated the struggling league. Bettman left certain problems untouched, contraction, more teams in Canada, fighting, to name a few, but he and the league fixed enough to ensure the NHL's success going forward. Furthermore, his innovative attitude has continued to influence the league to this day for the better. Look no further than my next topic. Today, David Stern's veto of the Chris Paul trade showed that the NBA didn't properly address its core problems. I fear that the NBA will soon regret that it didn't cancel its season.

Radical Realignment
Surely you've seen the NHL's new realignment plan for next year. With the Winnipeg Jets stuck in the Southeast division (Winnipeg in January is very similar to St. Petersburg), change was inevitable. Most thought it'd be simple: switch Winnipeg out with Columbus or Detroit. But Gary Bettman doesn't think simple. He took hockey from Quebec, Winnipeg, and Hartford, and put it in places like Phoenix, Raleigh, Tampa Bay, Dallas, and Nashville. So at this point we shouldn't be surprised that Bettman called for such radical realignment. He restructured the divisions into four "Conferences," which hopefully will receive names soon instead of designated letters.Realignment. The new conferences cut down on travel as they are more geographically structured. Moreover the NHL tweaked scheduling to include home and homes with every team while maintaining the six matchups each team plays against its conference opponents. The system allows for current rivalries to fester while giving us the pleasure of seeing the Pens and Caps play six times a year. Wild fans in particular have the most to look forward to not only because they boast the best team in the league right now. No disrespect to the Oilers, Canucks, Flames, and Avs, but the Wild have no natural rivalry in the league and most of it stems from their division. Minnesota has sustained an incredible attendance record since its inception but has seen a dip in the last few seasons. Now with the team's success and the prospect of eighteen games against the Red Wings, Blackhawks, and Stars (people are still bitter) next season, the fanbase in Minnesota could grow exponentially. The optimism of 2003 could return to the State of Hockey with the Wild becoming a marquis American franchise. Chicago, Detroit, and Minnesota should play for an unofficial trophy called the "Great Lakes Cup" (or something, I don't love that name), the winner being the team with the best record against the other two. The Upper Midwest is on the precipice of great hockey rivalries.

That's all for this week.
That's Friday, unassisted, Friday, unassisted at 9:34 (or maybe not).
-Dill